The end of an era - Borat retires!!!

Ahhhh, my fellow peasants and trolls it is great to be with you yet again on God’s green earth.  Many things have happened in the game as of late.  The Ultimate Conquest finale is soon and is between BDR and DEP.  This finale scenario wasn’t a surprise but I'm certain most people’s brackets were smashed this tournament.  Lots of great events are up as well to improve your account.  But the most important event that has happened in the game is that the Borat has gone hunting yet again!  And here is the Borat’s tale.

Borat has been sitting around for awhile to build up troops and speeds.  But the days of sitting around and growing are over and the season of the hunt is here.  Borat finds a few servers to port to and bait some attacks.  I don’t know why but an unbubbled Borat seems irresistible to people.  Borat ports next to someone and says in world chat, “Hello!  I hope you are very nice!”.  And in no time Borat gets attacked multiple times.  But Borat is no push over!  He is number 1 trap castle from Kazakhstan.

The Borat was watching the Pamela on Baywatch when he was notified of a fight on K245.  The Borat didn’t know anyone in the fight but decided it was a perfect chance to get to know the participants.  Borat sets up his war gear and talents… pops his anti-scout and gets a prisoner for his prison buff.  Borat waits ten minutes so he can’t get a five minute rally on him prior to being able to bubble.  Once he is ready he ports to K245 in order to meet some friends.

Well this wasn’t very nice.  SRA Tannim didn’t like Borat saying hello in the world chat.  Borat lost a lot of valuable T1 troops in this battle.  Luckily for Borat he has 10 million T1 front line troops to replace the ones killed here.

The Borat did very nice in this defense having killed over three hundred thousand T4 bows.

Borat lost two and a half million T1 infantry in the attack.  Not very nice but Borat will survive. 

After SRA Tannim attacked the Borat and “won” it emboldened the server to give Borat’s defense a go.  Borat got attacked by several other players.

The first attacker did not do very well.  SLO TimBro managed to kill less than two hundred thousand T1 troops.  TimBro lost all his troops to hospital or death and had his commander killed in the process.

Yikes… TimBro attacked the Borat with all T4 cavalry.  Even though he countered the Borat he still lost horribly.

Undeterred by the destruction of SLO TimBro… another player attacks Borat.

SRA BuzzLy did a bit better than his friend TimBro… but just a bit better than TimBro.   Borat destroyed his army having killed nearly 1.3 million troops and capturing his commander.

Buzzly attacked with a large number of T3 troops with the hopes that the T3 would suffer the losses and his T4 would cause damage.  But these meat shield did not protect his commander nor his T4.  It was utter destruction.

SRA Tannim wasn’t happy that the Borat was having a house party with the captured commanders of SRA members.  Tannin may have believed the outcome would have been more favorable than what transpired but I believe Tannim was only trying to free his buddies from the torture that is Borat’s jail.

I wasn’t joking when I told you that the Borat had 10 million T1 troops.  You can kill the 2.8 million on the wall but there are plenty of them waiting to join the next defense of castle Borat.

The losses for SRA Tannim were almost identical as his first attack.  Tannim was able to free the captured commanders that Borat was torturing.  It was very nice of Tannim to help out his friends at the cost of three hundred thousand T4 bows.  Very nice teammate!

Borat had his fun on that server.  The server realized it was not very nice to attack the Borat and would no longer play with him.  Borat was sitting around when someone pointed at a server in turmoil to attack.  The server is subject to a recent alliance merger and now the server is at each other’s throats.  This works great for the Borat because each alliance will assume the other alliance sent the Borat there.  Very nice!

The Borat did his normal introduction in the world chat and it didn’t take long for BwF WildBlood to attack.  Borat barely registered the attack having lost 0 troops and less than two hundred thousand T1 infantry.  BwF WildBlood was completely decimated in the attack.

WildBlood lost over 1.1 million T4 spear!  Very nice… high five!

WildBlood decided to off himself inside of Borat’s prison.  He must not have liked the strict no cell phone policy.

But he was saved as the queen of the server announced amnesty!  

Unfortunately I believe Borat will have to disappear forever.  He has had a very nice time in GoTWiC but now everyone seems to know Borat is a trap castle and they also know who owns the castle.  I got half a dozen messages on discord about the whereabouts of Borat.  I received more messages in the game on another account about Borat.  Borat will have to change name and alliance in order to continue his ways.  This means that the personality the game adores will no longer cheer up topic chat with “I Hope you are very nice” and “high five!”.  But it is ok because another persona will rise from the ashes.  If you have any suggestions on what persona the trap should wear please notify me because I’m taking suggestions.  Take care and chocolate rain.