Hi! So I’m a mayor in Infinity Kingdom. You know — minding my own business, gathering resources, unlocking Path of Prosperity, enjoying the casual warfare and low-scale political drama.
But then I looked at my resource count and realized…
> I am currently storing:
🧱 2.3 million units of stone
🪵 1.8 million wood
🌾 1.7 million food
⚙️ 1.3 million iron
🪙 300k gold
I ran the numbers.
That’s about 2,590,900 kilograms of material.
And my warehouse?
It's about the size of a large broom closet. Maybe a Starbucks.
🔍 Some quick math for the devs:
🏠 Visual volume of the warehouse: ~192 m³
📦 Required volume to realistically hold my resources: ~2,600 m³
🔩 Resulting density: ~13× the density of solid steel
💣 In conclusion:
My warehouse has exceeded the bounds of Euclidean geometry
It’s now a pocket black hole
I’m not scared of enemy raids — I’m scared of triggering a gravitational collapse
This is not a complaint. It’s a love letter. Please never fix this.
Also: what happens at level 40? Do I become a god?
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. Long live physics-defying storage.



